A Rock and a Hard Place...

Okay, so here's how this works. The person above you puts down a situation. All you have to do is say what you would do in that situation! (This works best if you include what would happen when you did what you said.) ((Even better if you include WHY you would do that.))

Example:
[person above]
You are caught between a hard, solid wall and a giant Indiana Jones status boulder is rolling at you. (Rock and a hard place, teehee.) What would you do?
[person below]
I would roll to the side, ths avoiding the approaching boulder. It would smash against the solid wall, and I would be free. I would do this because I don't want to die.

So yea...
I hope this works.


START:
You are sitting in a spaceship. The captain leaves you alone in the cockpit with the warning "Do not press the big red button!" The big red button is just sitting there, waiting for you. What would you do?

I would push the red button because I'm a little annoying fuck

You are stuck in a room with nothing but a ladder going up and a tunnel going sideways. Which do you take?

I take the ladder, because i don't think I can get lost on it. If it leads nowhere, i can just slide on back down. ^^

You must write a letter to your true love to save their life. You have before you a pencil and a pen. Which do you use? (Yes you have paper too.)

A pen so I can't change my mind about what I'm saying.

You have the choice between being the smartest or prettiest person on earth. which do you choose?

Smartest, definately.
Prettiest only brings trouble.
Smartest, though it wouldn't be so cool to know everything above everyone else, it would be more rewarding than prettiest. Besides, who knows what a mind like that'll come up with! ^^

The power goes out. Do you light a bunch of candles to see, or do you grab a flashlight?